Faux-pretentious, moi?

Sunday, July 30, 2006

The calendar fills up

I've no idea where July has gone to, but the Festival season is now upon us and it's all madness from here on in. Work has given us the rotas for the remainder of our contract (which finish on 3rd September), so yesterday I poured over the Fringe brochure and worked out what I can go to on my days off.

Which means I've now got another seven performances to go to next month - two Tom Stoppards among the plays and quite a mixture otherwise, from a one-man show entitled Shakespeare's passions to the funny (peculiar and ha-ha)-sounding Oxford Gargoyles. That's a total of twenty shows ...

Besides my mother, I've also got my middle cousin coming to visit with a friend of hers (as a post-A level treat) and two friends from London. I'm going to rope them all in to write up reviews of the shows they go to, so Edinburgh Arts will be keeping us busy!

Friday, July 28, 2006

End of Cow Parade special

A post for Spencer. It won't take away your back pain but hopefully might just distract you for a couple of minutes! xx

The 2006 Cow Parade being now at an end - if my understanding is correct, they've been removed for safekeeping (and, in some cases, touching up) until they're auctioned for charity in early September - I thought it was high time to post my various pictures of them.

A great many were to be found (grazing?) in groups of three: this Caledonian-African hybrid and the two below were outside the International Conference Centre.

The designs of some cows are clearly defined (in many cases, by local culture) but most others are happy to remain pretty abstract ...





These two - and a third, less interesting one - were round on the other side of the Sheraton hotel and typify two contrasting influences, the stereotypically touristy and modern art-based.











Not all were to be found out of doors - besides one under the impression it was Tarzan (not as good as it sounds) and a tweed-clad one in Jenners, there was this one, part of an exhibition on gay culture. Who'd've guessed?

Inevitably, the Festival side of Edinburgh got in on the act. I expect Kris and her cousin Rob weren't the only ones to pose underneath this one ...













Another trio, this one on my way to work. Being in (very) central Edinburgh, these were among the most popular with the tourists ...




... many of whom failed to look up and thus missed this lot, held up between the pillars of the National Gallery immediately behind.




St John's, being in a prime location - on the corner of two of the city's main thoroughfares - got to welcome three, including this rainforesty one.


Click on the photo if this bovine version of a very famous painting means nothing to you ...







A spiral of quotations from works by Scottish authors on this one, including Stevenson, Conan Doyle, Walter Scott, Rabbie Burns and (among the more modern writers) Irvine Welsh and, perhaps inevitably, J.K. Rowling.


One of my favourites, if nothing else because everyone took a second look at the hide. Infinitely better than the Braveheart cow up the road!



A rare use of materials beyond paint marked this one out from the crowd.










Poorly placed, the other side of this cow was not immediately visible - again, click on the photo to see it.







Bovine law enforcement of the future, perhaps?











Another schizophrenic cow, this time placed on a street corner where it could be seen from all angles. It rarely seemed to be facing the same way twice, in fact.



A fun, if utterly impractical, version of a favourite boardgame. Perhaps one best left to drunken students?





My personal favourite to finish with. Never mind the artistic allusion, that title is a delicious pun.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Eye trouble

As I took out my left contact lens out last night, I felt a sudden pain suggestive of muck in my eye - a speck of dust, perhaps, at any rate something no amount of blinking could get rid of. It was only by splashing some lens solution into my eye that I was able to soothe the pain sufficiently to get to sleep.

It was agony trying to get my lens in this morning, so I rang the optician's and got myself an appointment for ten o'clock. After examination, he told me it looked as though I'd scratched my eye as I was removing the lens, with part of the pain being caused by a slight swelling on the inside of my eyelid. It was already showing signs of healing, but he gave me some eye drops to help things along.

What with only having clear vision on one side, I've been spending a good deal of the day looking through my right eye only. Extraordinary how it affects depth perception, to say nothing of requiring to turn my head further if I want to look left.

Hopefully my eyesight will be back to normal tomorrow. Then I might get on with writing about London ...

UPDATE (17:59, 27/07/2006) Turns out I shouldn't have put my lens back in on Tuesday: despite the comfort, it covered the abrasion in such a way as prevented it from healing - so much for my plans to see Superman returns on my day off! Although my eye felt fine this morning, I decided not to take any chances and let it rest another day. The lens'll probably be going back in tomorrow ...

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Disturbing adverts

There are times I wonder what goes through the minds of company bosses when advertising agencies are putting forward proposals for new campaigns. True, there are a good deal of fabulous adverts out there, but equally some have a very worrying subtext ...

Tesco owns the biggest market share in British supermarkets and its current advert suggests that their customers might want to make a gift of their phone services to their friends and relations, even abroad. Though the tone is kept light, it suggests ambitions that remind me all too much of Mercedes advertising in the late 1930s - which implied German intentions for expansion across Europe. Just because the age of cultural imperialism may be over (well, if you disregard Dubya for a moment), it doesn't mean we should all embrace its commercial cousin.

Tonight I just saw an advert for Seat - couldn't tell you which model - for which the slogan was "man and machine as one". In it, a driver was seen to meld with his car, his hands and feet turning mechanical as they made contact with the steering wheel, gear stick and pedals. I'm not keen to relinquish control to an automatic gearbox as it is, so the idea of turning into a cold machine as soon as I sit behind the wheel doesn't exactly sit well with me.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

... and here we go with trip no. 4

It's been fun, these last couple of months, having all these short trips around the place. I've now got my tickets for the fourth and final one, to London, so I'll be away from Sunday to Thursday inclusive.

As with the others, the purpose is twofold: I'm going to a couple of Proms - the first including Mozart's Serenade for 13 wind instruments, the second one a semi-staged version of Glyndebourne's new production of Così fan tutte - and catching up Luke and, hopefully, my uncle, whom I'd rather neglected until last October. It'll also give me the opportunity to revist all my old haunts, which is always welcome.

Concerning my choice of Proms, I should point out I don't usually go all out for Mozart in this way. As I pointed out in a previous post, they (and most other festivals this year) are going overboard with him this year, but Così is my favourite opera and the Gran partita is glorious music. Besides, even if I weren't working for the Festival up here, I wouldn't dream of leaving Edinburgh in August: it's just not done.

I'm perfectly willing to take photos if it's requested of me, but be warned - now the tourist season is well under way, I refuse to pass myself off as a tourist, particularly somewhere as big as London.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

(Slightly) rose-tinted spectacles

On my last visit to Jersey, I was a mere 13 years old, visiting my grandfather for what turned out to be the last time. It took me (and my brother) nineteen years to return, so a spirit of nostalgia was inevitable. Certainly there've been a lot of changes there in the interim, but for all that, a great many things were familiar to us the moment I saw them. For instance, I wasn't sure I'd be able to find my grandparents' flat, yet once I was on the right road it all returned to me.

Landing on Jersey after such a long absence proved quite an adrenaline rush which the long wait for a bus into St Helier, the island's capital, failed to dampen. Even as we travelled the five or so miles from the airport, I was formulating a plan for a camping trip with my friend Dan, quite possibly in the early summer next year, a plan I still intend to see bear fruit. That, combined with the brevity of my stay (not even 48 hours), should be proof enough of how much I enjoyed those couple of days.

Many objects jostle for space on the St Helier skyline: there's a lot of construction going on at present, so cranes would dominate if it weren't for Fort Regent (left), a leisure centre which spreads over the rock of the same name, bringing to my mind a malevolent spider. (If you doubt its evil intentions, consider but the fact it's most likely responsible for the absence of the playground my brother and I frequented as children. The windy snake slide is sorely missed.)

If you're coming into Jersey by ferry, however, chances are among the first sights to greet you will be Elizabeth castle, built just a little out to sea. Like the Mont-St-Michel off the coast of Brittany, the high tide makes this peninsular inaccessible at night but, unlike its French cousin, is (to the best of my knowledge) uninhabited and probably uninhabitable.

Being such a small island - about 9 miles by 5 - it's not surprising nautical activities should be of such importance. Besides long stretches of sandy beaches, yachting and sailing in general are popular activities, if even the dry docks are this full.

And there's no shortage of history here either, perhaps dominated by the Channel Islands' status as the only parts of the British Isles to have been occupied by the Nazis during the Second World War. There are many reminders of this, most prominent of these being the underground hospital, part of a system of tunnels built at the time, and, at stragetic points, fortifications such as this one. My brother, on our last visit, bought a book entitled Jersey under the jackboot which he found rather hard going, but I imagine he'll be giving it another go now.

Putting aside the historical significance of street names such as these, the Islands' proximity to France (where they are known as les îles anglo-normandes) means that the French language has made more headway here than anywhere else in the UK, to the likely despair of anti-Europeans. Place names in French are not uncommon and there's even a local dialect, Jerriais, a conglomeration of French and English, one of those little-spoken languages constantly fighting for survival. That said, the number of Portuguese immigrants (accounting for a high proportion of unskilled labour on the island) would suggest a shift in linguistic dominance.

Enough of the guidebook stuff and on to the nostalgia. This was the sight that really brought memories flooding back: Howard Davis park, with its shaded paths, the bandstand overlooking an enormous lawn, the ponds and, of vital importance to a child, the shop across the road where we bought Smarties knowing we'd be vying each other for the orange ones. Ah, memories ...





For all that, Jersey is still capable of surprises, as this picture of the morris dancers we happened upon on my last evening amply demonstrates!